35 Morning Coffee Quotes.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee’

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.

I can’t deal with angry people until after I’ve had my morning coffee

Never Underestimate the Importance of Being Properly Caffeinated.

Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!

Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.

To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.

People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!

Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.

Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee.

We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. Trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.

Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.