30+ Best Funny Quotes & SMS For WhatsApp 2020

"Bharat Ratna Un Biwiyo Ko Bhi Milna Chahiye, Jo 300 Shabd Per Minit Bolne Ke Baad Kehti Hai……‘ Mera Muh Mat Khulwaao '…..???"
"Khoobsurat Ladkiyaa Zyada Padhti Nahi Hai, Kyo Ki Unhe Pata Hota Hai, Ki Duniya Ke Kisi Na Kisi Kone Me Koi Gadha Unke Liye Doctor Ya Engineer Ban Raha Hoga......??"
"Mahilaao Ko Oxizon Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti Hai,.....We Taareefe Sun Kar Bhi Zinda Reh Sakti Hai. ???"
"Shadi Bijali Ke Jhatko Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, Connection Sahi Jagah Ho Jaaye To Jeewan Bhar Roshni Hi Roshni, Or Galat Jagah Ho Jaaye To Zindagi Bhar Jhatke Hi Jhakte. ???"
"Unka Muskuraana Kuch Yu Bhaa Gaya, Unka Muskurana Kuch Yu Bhaa Gaya, Ki Jab Nazar Padi Peele Daato Par, To Waha Se Bhag Nikal Aaya.......??"

"Aadami Ko Aurat Ki Taaqat Ka Andaaja Usi Waqt Laga Lena Chahiye, Jab Wo Use Lene Poori Barat Le Kar Jata Hai , Or Wo Waha Se Sherni Ki Tarah Akeli Chali Aati Hai.....???"
"Ishq Ka Samundar Bhi Kya Samundar Hai, Jo Doob Gaya Woh Aashiq, Jo Bach Gaya Wo Deewana.....Or Jo Tairata Hi Reh Gaya Woh ...Husband..."
"Poori Bottle Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaaye, Mulakat Na Sahi Duaa Salaam To Ho Jaaye, Jinke Khwaabo Me Hum Bimar Hue Baithe Hai,...Unhe Bukhaar Na Sahi, Sardi Jukham To Ho Jaaye."
"Yadi Kisi Aadmi Se Pucha Jaaye Ki Aap, Love Marriage Krna Pasand Karenge Ya Arrange Marriage......To Ye Kuch Waisa Hi Hua Na .....Jaise Ki Usse Puch Rahe Hai...Ki Aap Suicide Karna Pasand Karenge Ya Khud Ka Murder Hona......????"
"Na Waqt Itna Hai Ki Syllabus Poora Kiya Jaaye, Na Idea Koi Ki Exam Paas Kia Jaaye, Na Jaane Konsa Dard Diyaa Hai Is Padhai Ne, Na Roya Jaaye, Na Soya Jaaye."

"Beesvi Sadi Ki Ladkiyaa, Agar Tum Mil Jaao Jamana Chod Denge Hum, Ikkisavi Sadi Ki Ladkiyaa, Agar Tum Mil Jaao, Purana Chod Denge Hum.....????"
"Apne Teachers Ki Respect Kijiye, Kyo Is Duniya Me Murgi Ke Alawa Teacher Hi Hai, Jo Tumhe Anda De Sakta Hai.....???"
"Shaadi Me Sabse Bada Dhokha To Tab Hota Hai, Dulhe Ko Gaay ke Gun Bata Kar, Sherni Thama Di Jaati Hai."
"Ghar Wali Ke Continue Ghoorte Rahne Ke Baad Bhi Whatsapp Par Lage Rehna Kisi Veerta Se Kam Nahi Hai...???"
"Yadi Paap Ka Ghada Bhar Jaaye, To Ghada Hata Kar Drum Laga Dena Chahiye, Kyo Ki Hum Kabhi Sudharne Wale Nahi Hai...."

"Kripaya Apni Taareef Khud Kare, Kyoki Buraai Karne Ke Liye Hum Jaise Haramkhor Baithe Hai."
"Maine Kabhi Eit Ka Jawab Patthar Se Nahi Diya, Wapas Eit Hi De Maari, Sala Koun Patthar Dhundhne Me Time Kharaab Kare."
"Bohat Bore Ho Raha Tha, Fir Gali Ki Ek Ladki Ko Panda Bol Diyaa, Phir Kyaa Sham Tak Shor Raha Gali Me."
"Ladka Hone Ka Ek Faayda Ye Bhi Hai, Jab Daant Padne Lage To Ghar Se Baahr Nikal Jaao, Lekin Papa Ki Pariyo Ko To Poori Kawali Sunni Hi Padti Hai."
"Agar Aap Chahte Ho Ki Koi Ladki Aap Ko Mud Mud Kar Dekhe, To Uske Paas Se Guzarte Waqt Use Moti Bol Do."

"Maine Bhagwan Se Ek Car Mangi, Lekin Mujhe Pata Hai Bhagwan Ese Kaam Nahi Karte, Isliye Maine Ek Car Chura Li, Or Bhagwaan Se Maffi Mang Li."
"Indian Log Gifts Lene Ke Baad Thanks Nahi Kehte, Wo Kehte Hai...... Hi Hi Hi Hi...Iski Kya Zaroorat Thi."
"Ab Ye Afwaah Koun Faila Raha Ki, Baba Ramdev Patanjali Dj Bana Rahe Hai, Jisse Dhavni Pradushan Nahi Failega."
"Kyaa Aap Facebook Or Whatsapp Ki Madad Se Paise Kamana Chahte Hai.... Agar Haa To Aaj Hi In Dono Ko Phone Se Delet Kijiye, Or Apne Apne Kaam Dhandhe Par Lag Jaaiye."
"Chahe Kitne Bhi Suvichaar Bhejo, Insaan, Phone Ki Low Battery Ke Sivay, Kisi Bhi Baat Ko Serious Leta Hi Nahi Hai."

"Kesi Ajab Maya Hai Duniya Ki, Kele Khaao To Haddiya Majboot Hoti Hai, Or Kele Ke Chilke Par Per Rakkho To Haddiya Toot Jati Hai."
"Kuch Log Itni Gehri Baat Likh Dete Hai, Ki Usme Kood Kar Jaan Dene Ko Dill Karta Hai."
"Friend Or Best Friend Me Kyaa Farq Hai...... Friend - Yaar Plzz Gaadi Dheere Chalana,......Best Friend - Bhaga Saale Bhaga, Aage Scorpio Me Maal Baitha Hai."
"Dhadkan Film Me Bohat Galti Kar Di Thi Director Ne, Jab Akshay Kumaar Ka Naam Ram Or Sunil Shetthy Ka Naam Dev Tha, To Dono Mil Kar Ramdev Ban Gaye, Phir To Shilpa Shetthy Ka Naam Bhi Anjali Ki Jagah Patanjali Hi Rakhna Chahiye Tha."
"Agar Koi Chup Hai, To Iska Matlab Ye Nahi Ki Use Bolna Nahi Aata Hai, Kya Paa Wo Direct Kanpatti Me Bajane Me Vishwaas Rakhta Ho."

"Kuch To Tha Hontho Par Na Jaane Kyo Wo Humse Itni Sharmaati Thi, Ek Din Ittefaq Se Wo Hasi To Pata Chala Nalayak Tambaakhoo Khati Thi."
"Mehmaan Aaye To Maine Unse Pucha, Aap Chay Lenge Ya Thanda, Bole Dono Le Aao....... Main Bhi Kaha Kam Tha, Chay Me Barf Daal Kar Le Gaya."