30+ Best Funny Quotes & SMS For WhatsApp 2020

Bharat Ratna Un Biwiyo Ko Bhi Milna Chahiye, Jo 300 Shabd Per Minit Bolne Ke Baad Kehti Haiβ€¦β€¦β€˜ Mera Muh Mat Khulwaao ‘…..🀣🀣🀣

Khoobsurat Ladkiyaa Zyada Padhti Nahi Hai, Kyo Ki Unhe Pata Hota Hai, Ki Duniya Ke Kisi Na Kisi Kone Me Koi Gadha Unke Liye Doctor Ya Engineer Ban Raha Hoga……πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Mahilaao Ko Oxizon Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hoti Hai,…..We Taareefe Sun Kar Bhi Zinda Reh Sakti Hai. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Shadi Bijali Ke Jhatko Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, Connection Sahi Jagah Ho Jaaye To Jeewan Bhar Roshni Hi Roshni, Or Galat Jagah Ho Jaaye To Zindagi Bhar Jhatke Hi Jhakte. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Unka Muskuraana Kuch Yu Bhaa Gaya, Unka Muskurana Kuch Yu Bhaa Gaya, Ki Jab Nazar Padi Peele Daato Par, To Waha Se Bhag Nikal Aaya…….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Aadami Ko Aurat Ki Taaqat Ka Andaaja Usi Waqt Laga Lena Chahiye, Jab Wo Use Lene Poori Barat Le Kar Jata Hai , Or Wo Waha Se Sherni Ki Tarah Akeli Chali Aati Hai…..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ishq Ka Samundar Bhi Kya Samundar Hai, Jo Doob Gaya Woh Aashiq, Jo Bach Gaya Wo Deewana…..Or Jo Tairata Hi Reh Gaya Woh …Husband…

Poori Bottle Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaaye, Mulakat Na Sahi Duaa Salaam To Ho Jaaye, Jinke Khwaabo Me Hum Bimar Hue Baithe Hai,…Unhe Bukhaar Na Sahi, Sardi Jukham To Ho Jaaye.

Yadi Kisi Aadmi Se Pucha Jaaye Ki Aap, Love Marriage Krna Pasand Karenge Ya Arrange Marriage……To Ye Kuch Waisa Hi Hua Na …..Jaise Ki Usse Puch Rahe Hai…Ki Aap Suicide Karna Pasand Karenge Ya Khud Ka Murder Hona……πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Na Waqt Itna Hai Ki Syllabus Poora Kiya Jaaye, Na Idea Koi Ki Exam Paas Kia Jaaye, Na Jaane Konsa Dard Diyaa Hai Is Padhai Ne, Na Roya Jaaye, Na Soya Jaaye.

Beesvi Sadi Ki Ladkiyaa, Agar Tum Mil Jaao Jamana Chod Denge Hum, Ikkisavi Sadi Ki Ladkiyaa, Agar Tum Mil Jaao, Purana Chod Denge Hum…..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Apne Teachers Ki Respect Kijiye, Kyo Is Duniya Me Murgi Ke Alawa Teacher Hi Hai, Jo Tumhe Anda De Sakta Hai…..πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

Shaadi Me Sabse Bada Dhokha To Tab Hota Hai, Dulhe Ko Gaay ke Gun Bata Kar, Sherni Thama Di Jaati Hai.

Ghar Wali Ke Continue Ghoorte Rahne Ke Baad Bhi Whatsapp Par Lage Rehna Kisi Veerta Se Kam Nahi Hai…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Yadi Paap Ka Ghada Bhar Jaaye, To Ghada Hata Kar Drum Laga Dena Chahiye, Kyo Ki Hum Kabhi Sudharne Wale Nahi Hai….

Kripaya Apni Taareef Khud Kare, Kyoki Buraai Karne Ke Liye Hum Jaise Haramkhor Baithe Hai.

Maine Kabhi Eit Ka Jawab Patthar Se Nahi Diya, Wapas Eit Hi De Maari, Sala Koun Patthar Dhundhne Me Time Kharaab Kare.

Bohat Bore Ho Raha Tha, Fir Gali Ki Ek Ladki Ko Panda Bol Diyaa, Phir Kyaa Sham Tak Shor Raha Gali Me.

Ladka Hone Ka Ek Faayda Ye Bhi Hai, Jab Daant Padne Lage To Ghar Se Baahr Nikal Jaao, Lekin Papa Ki Pariyo Ko To Poori Kawali Sunni Hi Padti Hai.

Agar Aap Chahte Ho Ki Koi Ladki Aap Ko Mud Mud Kar Dekhe, To Uske Paas Se Guzarte Waqt Use Moti Bol Do.

Maine Bhagwan Se Ek Car Mangi, Lekin Mujhe Pata Hai Bhagwan Ese Kaam Nahi Karte, Isliye Maine Ek Car Chura Li, Or Bhagwaan Se Maffi Mang Li.

Indian Log Gifts Lene Ke Baad Thanks Nahi Kehte, Wo Kehte Hai…… Hi Hi Hi Hi…Iski Kya Zaroorat Thi.

Ab Ye Afwaah Koun Faila Raha Ki, Baba Ramdev Patanjali Dj Bana Rahe Hai, Jisse Dhavni Pradushan Nahi Failega.

Kyaa Aap Facebook Or Whatsapp Ki Madad Se Paise Kamana Chahte Hai…. Agar Haa To Aaj Hi In Dono Ko Phone Se Delet Kijiye, Or Apne Apne Kaam Dhandhe Par Lag Jaaiye.

Chahe Kitne Bhi Suvichaar Bhejo, Insaan, Phone Ki Low Battery Ke Sivay, Kisi Bhi Baat Ko Serious Leta Hi Nahi Hai.

Kesi Ajab Maya Hai Duniya Ki, Kele Khaao To Haddiya Majboot Hoti Hai, Or Kele Ke Chilke Par Per Rakkho To Haddiya Toot Jati Hai.

Kuch Log Itni Gehri Baat Likh Dete Hai, Ki Usme Kood Kar Jaan Dene Ko Dill Karta Hai.

Friend Or Best Friend Me Kyaa Farq Hai…… Friend – Yaar Plzz Gaadi Dheere Chalana,……Best Friend – Bhaga Saale Bhaga, Aage Scorpio Me Maal Baitha Hai.

Dhadkan Film Me Bohat Galti Kar Di Thi Director Ne, Jab Akshay Kumaar Ka Naam Ram Or Sunil Shetthy Ka Naam Dev Tha, To Dono Mil Kar Ramdev Ban Gaye, Phir To Shilpa Shetthy Ka Naam Bhi Anjali Ki Jagah Patanjali Hi Rakhna Chahiye Tha.

Agar Koi Chup Hai, To Iska Matlab Ye Nahi Ki Use Bolna Nahi Aata Hai, Kya Paa Wo Direct Kanpatti Me Bajane Me Vishwaas Rakhta Ho.

Kuch To Tha Hontho Par Na Jaane Kyo Wo Humse Itni Sharmaati Thi, Ek Din Ittefaq Se Wo Hasi To Pata Chala Nalayak Tambaakhoo Khati Thi.

Mehmaan Aaye To Maine Unse Pucha, Aap Chay Lenge Ya Thanda, Bole Dono Le Aao……. Main Bhi Kaha Kam Tha, Chay Me Barf Daal Kar Le Gaya.

 

 

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Government, Kripaya Sabse Pahle In
Khule Muh Wale Emoji’s Ko Ban Kare, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜†,
Inka Muh Hamesha Kula Rahne Ki Wajah Se
Online Corona Hone Ka Khatra Hai.

Jo Poore Badan Ko Mehka De, Use Itra Kahte Hai,
Or Jo Carrier Ki Watt Lga De, Unko Mitra Kahte HaiπŸ˜…

School Time Me Galti Se Agar, Dusri Class Me Chale Jate The,
To Aisa Lagta Tha Ki Pata Ni Konse Grah Par Aa Gaye Hai,….
Poori Class Ke Bacchae Is Tarah Dekhte The, Jaise Koi Alien Aa Gaya Ho.

Baarish Ke Mousam Me, Aaloo Or Pyaaj Se Nivedan Hai Ki,
Kripaya Khud Ko Besan Ke Ghol Me Lapetkar, Garam Tel Me Kud Jaaye…..πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Ladki : Babu, Mujhe 1000 Rupaye Do Na, Main Apna Purse Ghar Par Hi Bhool Gayi.
Ladka : Bas Itni Si Baat…. Ye Lo 10 Rupaye, Or Auto Se Ghar Ja Kar Purse Le Aao…….🀣🀣🀣🀣

Class Me Kisi Ladki Ko Line Maar Kr Pata Nahi Hum Konsa Gunaah Kar Lete Hai,
Jab Bhi Us Ladki Se Class Me Sawal Pucha Jata Hai,
Toh Aadhi Se Zyada Class To Mujhe Hi Dekhti Hai.πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Qasam Se Ek Saath Saare Kaand Yaad Aa Jate Hai, Jis Din Papa Kahte Hai,
Ki Beta Sham Ko Milna, Mujhe Kuch Baat Karni Hai ……😣😣😣😣😣

Wo Chat Par Chade Patang Udaane Ke Bahaane,.
Padosan Bhi Aai….Kapde Sukhaane Ke Bahane..
Yeh Haseen Nazara Jab Biwi Ne Dekha….
To Woh Bhi Danda Le Kar Aai…..
Bandar Bhagaane Ke Bahaane.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Girl: Main Kaisi Lag Rhi Hu…??????
Boy: Ek Dam Pari Ki Tarah, Khuda Ne Tumhe Zaroor Fursat Me Banaya Hoga,
Girl: Sacchi ..???
Boy: Haa Kyu Ki Faltu Ke Kaam Hi Fursat Me Kiye Jate Hai…..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Jo Ladkiya Facebook Par Rishte Banati Hai, Unse Nivedan Hai Ki …..
Kripaya Apni Beauty Plus Wali Nahi , Aadhar Card Wali Photo Lagaaye.

Pareshani Ka Koi Maap Nahi Hota Janaab,
Kuch Log To Yehi Soch Soch Pareshan Hote Rahte Hai Ki,
Saamne Wala Poore Din Mobile Me Karta Kya Hai…..

Lockdown Me Ghar Par Bethe Bethe Maine,
Yeh Bhi Research Kar Liya Ki
Tash Ke Patto Me
Laal Ke Baadshah Ki Muche Nahi Hoti Hai.

Sabhi Sona Se Nivedan Hai Ki Is Lockdown Me
Apne Apne Babu Ko Gali Aane Ke Liye Mazboor Na Kare,
Warna Unko Itne Dande Padenge Ki Babu Se Babulal Ho Jayega.

Acchi Biwi Kisi Ko Nahi Milti,
Mili Hui Biwi Ko Hi Accha Banaya Jata Hai….

Teacher : Pappu, Tumhe Itna Acche Se Samjhya Tha Fir Tum Fail Kese Ho Gaye….??
Pappu : Mam Apko Samajhne Ke Chakkar Me…..πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

Ek Ladka Chakki Se Aate Ki Bori Cycle Par Le Jaa Rha Tha,
Use Bori Girne Se Zyada To Iss Bat Ka Dar Tha Ki
Use Raaste Me Kahi Uski Girlfriend Na Dekh Le.🧐🧐🧐

Boyfriend Banane Ki Aasan Vidhi…
Pahle NazreπŸ‘€ Milao, Phir Haath🀝 Milaao,
Phir Dill ❀ Milao, Lo Boyfriend Tayyar He.

Bachpan Me Sabse Zyada Dimag Tab Khraab Hota Tha..
Jab Test Ko Dekh Kar School Nhi Gaye,
Or Dusre Din Jane Par Pata Chale Ki …..
Jo Test Kal Hone Wala Tha Woh Aaj Hoga…..πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Dudh Si Saphedi Beauty Plus Se Aaye, Kaali Kaali
Kali Kali Ladkiyaa Bhi Khil Khil Jaye.

Pahle Mere Dost Ko Ek Chammach Bhi Dhona Nahi Aata Tha,
Ab Dekh Lo…Jab Se Shadi Hui Hai Chammach To Kya,
Bartan Or Kapde Bhi Dho Deta Hai.

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