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Government, Kripaya Sabse Pahle In
Khule Muh Wale Emoji’s Ko Ban Kare, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜†,
Inka Muh Hamesha Kula Rahne Ki Wajah Se
Online Corona Hone Ka Khatra Hai.

Jo Poore Badan Ko Mehka De, Use Itra Kahte Hai,
Or Jo Carrier Ki Watt Lga De, Unko Mitra Kahte HaiπŸ˜…

School Time Me Galti Se Agar, Dusri Class Me Chale Jate The,
To Aisa Lagta Tha Ki Pata Ni Konse Grah Par Aa Gaye Hai,….
Poori Class Ke Bacchae Is Tarah Dekhte The, Jaise Koi Alien Aa Gaya Ho.

Baarish Ke Mousam Me, Aaloo Or Pyaaj Se Nivedan Hai Ki,
Kripaya Khud Ko Besan Ke Ghol Me Lapetkar, Garam Tel Me Kud Jaaye…..πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Ladki : Babu, Mujhe 1000 Rupaye Do Na, Main Apna Purse Ghar Par Hi Bhool Gayi.
Ladka : Bas Itni Si Baat…. Ye Lo 10 Rupaye, Or Auto Se Ghar Ja Kar Purse Le Aao…….🀣🀣🀣🀣

Class Me Kisi Ladki Ko Line Maar Kr Pata Nahi Hum Konsa Gunaah Kar Lete Hai,
Jab Bhi Us Ladki Se Class Me Sawal Pucha Jata Hai,
Toh Aadhi Se Zyada Class To Mujhe Hi Dekhti Hai.πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Qasam Se Ek Saath Saare Kaand Yaad Aa Jate Hai, Jis Din Papa Kahte Hai,
Ki Beta Sham Ko Milna, Mujhe Kuch Baat Karni Hai ……😣😣😣😣😣

Wo Chat Par Chade Patang Udaane Ke Bahaane,.
Padosan Bhi Aai….Kapde Sukhaane Ke Bahane..
Yeh Haseen Nazara Jab Biwi Ne Dekha….
To Woh Bhi Danda Le Kar Aai…..
Bandar Bhagaane Ke Bahaane.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Girl: Main Kaisi Lag Rhi Hu…??????
Boy: Ek Dam Pari Ki Tarah, Khuda Ne Tumhe Zaroor Fursat Me Banaya Hoga,
Girl: Sacchi ..???
Boy: Haa Kyu Ki Faltu Ke Kaam Hi Fursat Me Kiye Jate Hai…..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Jo Ladkiya Facebook Par Rishte Banati Hai, Unse Nivedan Hai Ki …..
Kripaya Apni Beauty Plus Wali Nahi , Aadhar Card Wali Photo Lagaaye.

Pareshani Ka Koi Maap Nahi Hota Janaab,
Kuch Log To Yehi Soch Soch Pareshan Hote Rahte Hai Ki,
Saamne Wala Poore Din Mobile Me Karta Kya Hai…..

Lockdown Me Ghar Par Bethe Bethe Maine,
Yeh Bhi Research Kar Liya Ki
Tash Ke Patto Me
Laal Ke Baadshah Ki Muche Nahi Hoti Hai.

Sabhi Sona Se Nivedan Hai Ki Is Lockdown Me
Apne Apne Babu Ko Gali Aane Ke Liye Mazboor Na Kare,
Warna Unko Itne Dande Padenge Ki Babu Se Babulal Ho Jayega.

Acchi Biwi Kisi Ko Nahi Milti,
Mili Hui Biwi Ko Hi Accha Banaya Jata Hai….

Teacher : Pappu, Tumhe Itna Acche Se Samjhya Tha Fir Tum Fail Kese Ho Gaye….??
Pappu : Mam Apko Samajhne Ke Chakkar Me…..πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

Ek Ladka Chakki Se Aate Ki Bori Cycle Par Le Jaa Rha Tha,
Use Bori Girne Se Zyada To Iss Bat Ka Dar Tha Ki
Use Raaste Me Kahi Uski Girlfriend Na Dekh Le.🧐🧐🧐

Boyfriend Banane Ki Aasan Vidhi…
Pahle NazreπŸ‘€ Milao, Phir Haath🀝 Milaao,
Phir Dill ❀ Milao, Lo Boyfriend Tayyar He.

Bachpan Me Sabse Zyada Dimag Tab Khraab Hota Tha..
Jab Test Ko Dekh Kar School Nhi Gaye,
Or Dusre Din Jane Par Pata Chale Ki …..
Jo Test Kal Hone Wala Tha Woh Aaj Hoga…..πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Dudh Si Saphedi Beauty Plus Se Aaye, Kaali Kaali
Kali Kali Ladkiyaa Bhi Khil Khil Jaye.

Pahle Mere Dost Ko Ek Chammach Bhi Dhona Nahi Aata Tha,
Ab Dekh Lo…Jab Se Shadi Hui Hai Chammach To Kya,
Bartan Or Kapde Bhi Dho Deta Hai.

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